Record Breaking Breasts

Check out Sheyla Hershey's 38KKK rack. What a bizarre story! She came to Houston for surgery to make the jump from 34FFF to the triple-K's. But the state has laws against such madness. So she went to Brazil where it's totally cool. And now she's got the the biggest cans on Earth, although I think they're still waiting for Guinness to confirm it.

The Obamas Love Fisting

K said the video was out there... HILARIOUS!!! Someone should tell the sexpert on this fox affiliate that it's called fist pounding or pounding fists. And if you listen closely, at the end she seems to endorse swinging. Interesting woman. Too bad there's no graphic identifying her.



In case YouTube pulls the video, here's my transcription (:27):

"We also need to be affectionate, and you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting (laughter) with one another, and when they kiss one another, if you notice, they actual look at one another and kiss each other on the lips. And that is so very important because couples really need to feel like they're physically bonded to one another."

SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!

Santonio Holmes catches the winning touchdown pass from Ben Roethlisberger with less than a minute left in Super Bowl XLIII. While I aged 20 years last night, during the most stressful 4th quarter of football in my life, it was certainly the most memorable Super Bowl. In 2005, Super Bowl XL was good -- quenching a decade-long drought of Steelers' Super Bowl appearances, Bettis and Cowher got one on the way out, and we finally got that "one for the thumb." But XLIII was awesome! It will go down in history as one of the best. Thanks boys.

The Terrible Towel

What a great article about the little yellow flag on ESPN.com.

Can You Dig It?

America's Song

Hollywood Gets Real

BrothaSoul sent me this link to brutally honest movie posters. Gran Torino is in theatres now!

Yinz Ready for a Half Dozen?

Some of you are thinking, "What's 'yinz?'" Well it's the Pittsburgh version of the plural "you" -- You guys, Youz, Y'all. There's a website if you want a Pittsburghese lesson. Anyway, this is just a post to say, The Steelers will beat the Eagles 24-17 in the Super Bowl. If I'm wrong, eh - whatever. It's not like I'm betting on the game. In this economy? Sheeeeeeeeit. But seriously an all-PA Super Bowl would be awesome. GO STEELERS!!

(By the way -- the pic come from this guy Chris Gossett. He posted youtubes of the Steelers' first four Super Bowl wins. For real.)

Ryan Seacrest is a Genius

Watch the American Idol host try to high-five a blind person. Hilarious!

A Colbert Christmas with Willie Nelson

Smoke 'em if you got 'em... that's how you celebrate the season!

Interspecies Love Doesn't Work

Full Metal Elf

Remember the 1987 film "Full Metal Jacket"? How about the drill sergeant? "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f$%# a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." How about this little holiday remake? Merry Christmas!

(Adult Content: Oh noooooooo!)

A Frosty Night in Houston

The Naughty Skeleton

If only Candid Camera had balls like this back in the day. Damn FCC would've beaten that @$$! It's an email forward so I'm sorry if you've seen it already.

Happy Birthday Mikey!

That old ass mofo turned 33 today. And fyi - I'll be kicking his ass in golf Friday.

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-- Post From My iPhone

SNL Rewind

I missed this one Saturday night. Damn that s#!% is funny! And look for Justin Timberlake's appearance. Thank God Anthony Yanez stays home on weekends to let me know what I missed.

Prop 8: The Musical

With this economy, I hope Funny or Die can stay funded. They keep turning out hilarious stuff (College Humor is good too). But anyway, they've got an all-star cast for this Broadway parody. "Prop 8 - The Musical" just kills. I'm no theologian, but doesn't the bible condemn divorce more than homosexuality? Anyway...

Manuel Loves This Bit

I'm posting this because Kevin "Breakfast Taco" Manuel wanted me to. Seriously, this guy Jeff Dunham is a pretty good ventriloquist. I hadn't heard of him before Kevin "Owner's" Manuel told me about him. I laughed a little, but didn't have 10 minutes to spare to watch the whole bit. Of course, Kevin "Scale Buster" Manuel doesn't do much work most days.

WTF?!

What the hell is the deal with the Scottrade helicopter? WTF does that have to do with investing? Is the guy even a real pilot? I don't get it. This blogger from Austin wrote a pretty funny post about it.

Not Funny

I'm still not sure the point of this blog, but generally I like to post funny, amusing, and entertaining items. Here's one that's so bad it's good. It's infuriating too. Especially if you're a comedy writer (which I am not).

Quick background: I subscribe to a daily newsletter about the TV News biz. For some reason, the editors like to include dumb-ass jokes from a guy named Jim Barach (I reluctantly link to his blog because it's only fair). Hopefully they're getting paid for it. Here are a couple examples of his "jokes"... and they're this bad EVERY DAY.

"'Twilight' is number one at the box office. A teenage vampire is the new kid in high school. He heard there's this gang he'd like to belong to. The Bloods."

"Washington Mutual bank is closing branches and laying off employees. Some signage isn't very comforting to customers. 'All deposits are now guaranteed by the FDIOU.'"

"Disney's 'Bolt' is out in movie theaters. Despite its silly storyline, the animated film actually has a message for kids. 'Bolt' merchandise is available at WalMart and Target."