"Hello, 911? I'm hungry."

Cops found the caller drunk. When they wouldn't give him a ride, he called the emergency line again.

Classic Dumb Criminal

Robber left his wallet at the bank he robbed!

Michelle Obama's Got Nothing on Japan's First Lady

Oh yeah! Mrs. Miyuki Hatoyama went to Venus in a UFO. She couldn't identify the flying object cuz it was her soul that took the trip. Her body was asleep here on earth.

The Soup: Paula Abdul trying to talk

People of Walmart

From one blog to another:  http://peopleofwalmart.com/  I don't know whether to be embarrassed for these folks, feel bad for them, or laugh my tuckus off.  Maybe all three.

Hollywood Hotties Get It On

Apparently, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex on-screen in the upcoming movie "Black Swan."  That's coming from a blogger who reviews scripts.  Tons of websites have picked up on the headline, but who knows how it will play out in the shooting and editing.  We can always hope.

Pregnant Bikini Contest

It's a yearly tradition at a Houston bar named Big Woodrow's.  Women in their 3rd trimester put on their bikinis and compete.  Here are some pics from last year.

Man Trying To Pump Milk From Breasts

He stimulates them with a pump every three hours. So far... nothing.

Plastic Surgery To Impress Simon Cowell

Cowell told the singer a long time ago he'd like to put her voice in someone else's body. So she got a new face, teeth, and physique.

Muslims Now Allowed To See Black Eyed Peas in Malaysia

The concert celebrates the 250th birthday of Guinness beer. So it was okay to promote drinking, but not the music. The country says people should use their "better judgement" when deciding whether to attend.

Pennylane Productions Wedding Video Movie Trailer

8-29-09 SDE from Adam Forgione on Vimeo.

Mayor's Husband Accused of Harassment

He's accused, but was never arrested.

Finally Found The Aaron Boone ESPN Interview!

Saw a great piece about Astros Infielder Aaron Boone's comeback from heart surgery. He didn't play, but was in his uniform Tuesday night against the Cubs. ESPN's Bob Holtzman did the interview.

Stink Violation

Proposal to ticket stinky bus riders in Honolulu.

Dogs Go Shopping

Their owner even built them their own shopping cart. Click to see the pic.

Convict Tries To Break Back Into Jail

His victim's family threatened to kill him, so he wanted to go back to the joint to hide.

Marlon Brando's rolling over in his grave...

In Italy, Godmothers taking over from Godfathers.
"Anti-Mafia police in Italy say women in the underworld crime scene are rising in rank as Godmothers in a break from its male-dominant past."

Happy Birthday Warren Buffett!

The Article from Fast Company.
The Oracle of Omaha turns 79 today, but he’s not slowing down. Though an economy like this one hurts everyone, Buffett’s done quite well following his own oft-repeated advice: “Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful.”

O Sole Mio!

Love this version of the classic song.  Saw it on the Supervarieta show on RAI.  It's Eros Ramazzotti (whose voice is infectious afterwhile), Giani Morandi, & Lucio Dalla.

Prisoners Get Stimulus Checks

Some inmates got to keep the money. Others had to give it back. I guess mistake are bound to be made when you're handing out $787 Billion. Click here to read more.