The Terrible Towel

What a great article about the little yellow flag on ESPN.com.

Can You Dig It?

America's Song

Hollywood Gets Real

BrothaSoul sent me this link to brutally honest movie posters. Gran Torino is in theatres now!

Yinz Ready for a Half Dozen?

Some of you are thinking, "What's 'yinz?'" Well it's the Pittsburgh version of the plural "you" -- You guys, Youz, Y'all. There's a website if you want a Pittsburghese lesson. Anyway, this is just a post to say, The Steelers will beat the Eagles 24-17 in the Super Bowl. If I'm wrong, eh - whatever. It's not like I'm betting on the game. In this economy? Sheeeeeeeeit. But seriously an all-PA Super Bowl would be awesome. GO STEELERS!!

(By the way -- the pic come from this guy Chris Gossett. He posted youtubes of the Steelers' first four Super Bowl wins. For real.)

Ryan Seacrest is a Genius

Watch the American Idol host try to high-five a blind person. Hilarious!

A Colbert Christmas with Willie Nelson

Smoke 'em if you got 'em... that's how you celebrate the season!

Interspecies Love Doesn't Work

Full Metal Elf

Remember the 1987 film "Full Metal Jacket"? How about the drill sergeant? "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f$%# a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." How about this little holiday remake? Merry Christmas!

(Adult Content: Oh noooooooo!)

A Frosty Night in Houston

The Naughty Skeleton

If only Candid Camera had balls like this back in the day. Damn FCC would've beaten that @$$! It's an email forward so I'm sorry if you've seen it already.

Happy Birthday Mikey!

That old ass mofo turned 33 today. And fyi - I'll be kicking his ass in golf Friday.

www.schibel.com

-- Post From My iPhone

SNL Rewind

I missed this one Saturday night. Damn that s#!% is funny! And look for Justin Timberlake's appearance. Thank God Anthony Yanez stays home on weekends to let me know what I missed.

Prop 8: The Musical

With this economy, I hope Funny or Die can stay funded. They keep turning out hilarious stuff (College Humor is good too). But anyway, they've got an all-star cast for this Broadway parody. "Prop 8 - The Musical" just kills. I'm no theologian, but doesn't the bible condemn divorce more than homosexuality? Anyway...

Manuel Loves This Bit

I'm posting this because Kevin "Breakfast Taco" Manuel wanted me to. Seriously, this guy Jeff Dunham is a pretty good ventriloquist. I hadn't heard of him before Kevin "Owner's" Manuel told me about him. I laughed a little, but didn't have 10 minutes to spare to watch the whole bit. Of course, Kevin "Scale Buster" Manuel doesn't do much work most days.

WTF?!

What the hell is the deal with the Scottrade helicopter? WTF does that have to do with investing? Is the guy even a real pilot? I don't get it. This blogger from Austin wrote a pretty funny post about it.

Not Funny

I'm still not sure the point of this blog, but generally I like to post funny, amusing, and entertaining items. Here's one that's so bad it's good. It's infuriating too. Especially if you're a comedy writer (which I am not).

Quick background: I subscribe to a daily newsletter about the TV News biz. For some reason, the editors like to include dumb-ass jokes from a guy named Jim Barach (I reluctantly link to his blog because it's only fair). Hopefully they're getting paid for it. Here are a couple examples of his "jokes"... and they're this bad EVERY DAY.

"'Twilight' is number one at the box office. A teenage vampire is the new kid in high school. He heard there's this gang he'd like to belong to. The Bloods."

"Washington Mutual bank is closing branches and laying off employees. Some signage isn't very comforting to customers. 'All deposits are now guaranteed by the FDIOU.'"

"Disney's 'Bolt' is out in movie theaters. Despite its silly storyline, the animated film actually has a message for kids. 'Bolt' merchandise is available at WalMart and Target."

Poke Your Hontas

The Boner Pill Works

I don't usually post parody videos unless I make them. But this one is worth it. The production value is okay. But the idea is hilarious!

You Only Get One Shot

A convicted killer in Argentine kills himself in front of a TV crew. Don't watch it if you've got a sensitive stomach.