Motor Skillz

It's a long ass video. But what skill!

Sexperiment

A Maryland couple decided it was a good idea to use a dildo attached to a saber saw. You can see where this is going. Apparently, the saw cut through the toy. The 27 year-old woman was severely hurt and had to be flown to the hospital. Click here for more.

Sleepy or Spicy?

Drowsy drivers in China don't get tickets, they get spicy raw chili peppers! Chinese tradition believes people get sleepier in the Spring, so cops are forcing drivers to eat chilis to keep them awake on the highways.

Snack Penis

Of course FoxNews.com posted the story with the headline: "CNN Anchor Can't Tell 'Nuts From..." Hilarious!

"A U.S. airline is now selling 'penis' on flights, an anchorwoman has declared.
The slip-up happened on CNN when anchorwoman Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights.
Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of 'peanuts.' The footage has been uploaded to YouTube in many different versions and has become an internet sensation with more than 700,000 views today."