A Colbert Christmas with Willie Nelson

Smoke 'em if you got 'em... that's how you celebrate the season!

Interspecies Love Doesn't Work

Full Metal Elf

Remember the 1987 film "Full Metal Jacket"? How about the drill sergeant? "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f$%# a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." How about this little holiday remake? Merry Christmas!

(Adult Content: Oh noooooooo!)

A Frosty Night in Houston

The Naughty Skeleton

If only Candid Camera had balls like this back in the day. Damn FCC would've beaten that @$$! It's an email forward so I'm sorry if you've seen it already.

Happy Birthday Mikey!

That old ass mofo turned 33 today. And fyi - I'll be kicking his ass in golf Friday.

www.schibel.com

-- Post From My iPhone

SNL Rewind

I missed this one Saturday night. Damn that s#!% is funny! And look for Justin Timberlake's appearance. Thank God Anthony Yanez stays home on weekends to let me know what I missed.

Prop 8: The Musical

With this economy, I hope Funny or Die can stay funded. They keep turning out hilarious stuff (College Humor is good too). But anyway, they've got an all-star cast for this Broadway parody. "Prop 8 - The Musical" just kills. I'm no theologian, but doesn't the bible condemn divorce more than homosexuality? Anyway...

Manuel Loves This Bit

I'm posting this because Kevin "Breakfast Taco" Manuel wanted me to. Seriously, this guy Jeff Dunham is a pretty good ventriloquist. I hadn't heard of him before Kevin "Owner's" Manuel told me about him. I laughed a little, but didn't have 10 minutes to spare to watch the whole bit. Of course, Kevin "Scale Buster" Manuel doesn't do much work most days.

WTF?!

What the hell is the deal with the Scottrade helicopter? WTF does that have to do with investing? Is the guy even a real pilot? I don't get it. This blogger from Austin wrote a pretty funny post about it.

Not Funny

I'm still not sure the point of this blog, but generally I like to post funny, amusing, and entertaining items. Here's one that's so bad it's good. It's infuriating too. Especially if you're a comedy writer (which I am not).

Quick background: I subscribe to a daily newsletter about the TV News biz. For some reason, the editors like to include dumb-ass jokes from a guy named Jim Barach (I reluctantly link to his blog because it's only fair). Hopefully they're getting paid for it. Here are a couple examples of his "jokes"... and they're this bad EVERY DAY.

"'Twilight' is number one at the box office. A teenage vampire is the new kid in high school. He heard there's this gang he'd like to belong to. The Bloods."

"Washington Mutual bank is closing branches and laying off employees. Some signage isn't very comforting to customers. 'All deposits are now guaranteed by the FDIOU.'"

"Disney's 'Bolt' is out in movie theaters. Despite its silly storyline, the animated film actually has a message for kids. 'Bolt' merchandise is available at WalMart and Target."

Poke Your Hontas

The Boner Pill Works

I don't usually post parody videos unless I make them. But this one is worth it. The production value is okay. But the idea is hilarious!

You Only Get One Shot

A convicted killer in Argentine kills himself in front of a TV crew. Don't watch it if you've got a sensitive stomach.

Cartoons Come To Life!

WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!

From The BeeHive

Every sports team needs an introduction. Years ago it was just music and a spotlight if you were lucky. These days it's all about multi-media. When I was in high school I did tape-to-tape music mixes for the basketball team. Now an old bastard, I threw together some audio for my boy Brandon Smith from the sports media department at East Carolina University (home of the Pirates, arrrrrrrr). He was creating a special production for the men's and women's basketball teams, to get everyone rowdy before the game... and there's apparently a light show to go along with it in the arena. I think it kicks ass. (Please, Cougars and Owls don't be mad. It's not like I'll root ECU over my home teams. For real.)

Martial Arts Kick-Ass

This is a movie trailer for a Thai martial arts film called "Ong bak 2." It has some of the wildest, craziest, best fighting ever recorded. (Thanks, B)

A New View of WWII

Cleaning out their Grandparents' home in Colorado, two brothers found this incredible film, shot by their Grandad at the end of World War II. The footage is amazing. The shots of an American aerial assault look amazingly like so many war movies we've seen. Anyway, the story got kick-started when the boys took the film to NBC affiliate KUSA in Denver. You can read the full story here.

WTF?!

Did you hear Joe Scarborough of MSNBC this morning? WTF was he thinking? Honestly, I shouldn't talk smack 'cuz I worry about doing that myself everyday. But it was funnier still that Joe had no idea what he had just said. That's the problem with talking too much junk in commericial breaks -- you get too comfortable and increase your chances of letting one slip. Although it's just cable people!! What's the problem?! The FCC is so prudish. Wonder how much they'll charge the network? At least the Huffington Post is there to upload the clip for all to see. Let's see how long it's available before NBC makes them take it down.

And my dear friend Rincon adds: "Eff the effing EFF-C-C." Nice.

Undacova Again!

Our boy Cory "Undacova" Goodman brought up this post election point:

Why are no newspeople talking about the fact that Massachusetts has now decriminalized pot, by a 65% margin. If you are caught in the state with less than an ounce you get a $100 ticket that you can mail in. In Michigan pot is now legal for medical purposes, won by 63%. In Arkansas and Hawaii they voted to make pot the lowest police priority.

Here is a rundown of them all. Most won by more than 60%. The only one that failed was in California, of all places, due to a multi-million dollar smear campaign headed by the Governator (including 4 other former governors) and the Prison Workforce Labor Union (due to the fact that it would mean less people in prison and less work for overtime).

Next year a bill in the House will decriminalize pot federally, Obama has stated he supports the tenets of the bill in the past (not the bill itself though since it was introduced while he was running for prez). He supports medical and revamping the War on Drugs towards decriminalization. I hope News organizations start covering it so that there is a chance it will pass.

Undacova, ladies and gentlemen. (applause)

I would add this: We're down hundreds of billion a year on the federal budget. It might be time to really consider regulating and taxing marijuana among other things. Decriminalize. Medicalize. Radicalize. Whatever. Tickets bring in money. Putting cops on more important shit saves time and money. We need new sources of revenue fast, like yesterday. More income tax is not the way to go. We're already pissed about that. New sources of revenue from new markets and new ideas is what we need. There's gotta be some smart economist dude who can dream that plan up for us. How about a contest among college students to submit new, fresh ideas? Winner gets a job at the Fed or something. I'm just saying...

Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

I hope my man Obama's finance people make balance the budget asap. That's the first step toward a better, stronger, brighter, cleaner, longer-lasting, more-dependable, fuel-efficient, full-flavored, delicious economy... MMMmmm.

Quick budgeting point: If we ran our home budgets like the Feds run our money, we'd have our wages garnished by now. Here's a proportionate analogy using numbers most of us can comprehend. Who really grasps numbers in the trillions? Anyway, you make $25k per year and spend every dollar you have. And you spend an extra $1k on your credit card. Oh, and you owe $100k in debt beyond that credit card, your car, house, etc. Remember, your budget is maxed. How the hell are you going to get out debt?!?! HOW?! How the &#@% is Washington ever going to get out of debt? Seriously! Back to our imaginary family. If you cut about 10% of your spending ($2500) you could have as much as $1500 extra to pay debt (we were overspending by $1k so i subtract that amount). Without counting interest you could pay off your $100k in about 60 years. For real, someone double check my math. If we're so dumb to keep putting these fools back in congress, then we deserve to let our economy fall to the rest of the world. We need to lead the globe economically, not pretend. That debt ain't never gonna get paid off! DAMN!! SAMSON!!

Palin Prank

Those wacky Canadians... playing a phone scam on Sarah Palin.

Fire 'em all!

What we need is 100% turnover in Congress. I know, it's not gonna happen. But seriously, if we ran our budgets at home the way the government runs the books, we'd have our wages garnished by now. Let's get some leaders in there who know how to use a calculator. Our tax money generates about $2.4 trillion dollars a year. Our leaders have been spending about $2.5 trillion. That's about $100 billion in overspending. If each government office cut %10 of its spending, we'd save about $250 billion a year, creating a surplus of about $150 billion. Check my math. When times get tough, and they've been tough, the we cut vacations, dinners out, and other luxuries. Why can't our leaders find 10% savings somewhere?? Mayor Michael Bloomberg basically said the same about the NYC budget. If you can't find ways to cut 8% from next year's budget, you're not trying. Happy voting!

Help Us, Help You

You've heard by now that the American auto industry's got issues. Our chief automakers aren't making vehicles most of us want. Toyota is about to surpass GM as the world's largest automaker. Millions of autoworkers wake up everyday wondering, "Is this the day I lost my job?" Thursday (10/30), the Governors of 6 states asked the Treasury Department and The Fed for an assist; in other words money. The Treasury has already agreed to $25 billion in loans to help out. What else do they want? Oh, they want some cash from the $700 billion bailout deal too. How about this: If we're gonna spend taxpayer money to help our American automakers, how about buying a fleet of near zero-emissions and/or renewable-energy powered vehicles for all government workers who drive cars we pay for? Why not get GM to speed up work on that Chevy Volt? How about a new fleet of taxis in our biggest cities? How about new city buses and school buses? We'll save our automakers, save the environment, and save on transportation costs. Not to mention quenching our thirst for oil. Now that's an investment! I mean, I haven't been to Yosemite in a while. Maybe the park Rangers are already using clean, full-efficient vehicles. But it should be broader than that. In Houston, the mayor's looking into converting the city's gasoline-engine vehicle fleet. That's huge for a city this size. But America needs a wider plan to make a real difference in the budget and our overall economy. Need more persuasion? Let T. Boone Pickens' energy plan show you the way.

Say it ain't so, Sam

So Sam Malone is out at Mix 96.5fm in Houston. That's too bad. He's a cool dude who's been on the air for years here. I worked with him for a short time at Channel 2 when I first moved here in 2005. He's already been removed from the Mix website. His personal site makes no mention of it. I emailed him to ask what happened. He said they basically bought out his contract and sent him home. Shitty. Well, good luck Sam. You're the man!

Sexy!

I Missed You Guys, Poor Dookie

NOW

THEN

Home Sick

Some infection got me, and it got me good. Don't know if it's viral or bacterial. I'm pretty sure it didn't come from that crack ho i met on the way to work a few weeks ago. Cuz I don't mess with crack ho's anymore! But fi real -- it's not mono or the most common form of strep. It could be another strain of strep, maybe that test result will finally come in tomorrow. I took two throat swabs and a blood test last Wednesday. The first swab came right back negative for strep. The blood test (for mono and whatever) came back Friday morning negative for mono and CSC or some shit like that. The other swab is still out. Docs gave me a Z-Pack Friday. My third dose comes tonight. I think I'm getting better. Either my throat's better or my ear is worse. Even with the medicine, I'm doing all the natural crap -- gargling salt water, eating chicken noodle soup, and drinking tons of water. Today was the first day that none of those things burned my throat. Yesssssss!

WTF?!

Without a true PR wing, Al-Qaeda loves spreading its propaganda and nonsense videos online -- through websites, chat rooms, and forums. That's how the press often gets ahold of them. Other times some terrorist asshole drops off a tape at al-Jazeera for broadcast. Anyway, it's been widely reported that a favorite al-Qaeda website has been down for a month. That explains why they weren't able to get a 9/11-7th-anniversary tape spread around the world. There's been speculation that hackers attacked the al-Qaeda site and took it down. Al-Qadea's media wing, as it's known, denies that and says the forums have been having technical difficulty. My question is: If we can get ahold of al-Qaeda's media folks, how the fuck can't we find the rest of the crew?

Who's got a leaky economic plan?

Reporters have been looking into Joe The Plumber's background. Kind of irrelevant to the election. What I want to know is: Will Joe get a boost or a smackdown from either candidate's economic plan? CBS News checked it out. I know, they're liberal so the reporter probably lied.

Vote Against Change

Good thing Claire is invincible. You don't know Claire? Look it up. She walked through fire and lived to tell about it.

By the way -- the embed code isn't perfect. If the video doesn't load, click here.

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

Fixing Our Financial Fallacy

Last week, Bill Maher did an interview with the guy who used to oversee the government and how (poorly) it manages/spends our money. He's David Walker, former U.S. Comptroller General at the Government Accountability Office. While the debt clock passed $10 trillion, he estimates our total financial obligations above $50 trillion. That's like 903 Warren Buffets or 965 Bill Gateses (roughly) liquidating their net worth and handing it over. There are a little more than 1,000 Billionaires in the world. Maybe we should ask one of them what to do, if not ask them for money. Damn we're in trouble.

Sarah "Delilah" Palin

Thanks Undacova. Terrible singing. Hilarious parody.

What American TV Needs

Hannity Suffers Big Loss at Home

Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs levels Sean Hannity on his own show, and proves everything from Jeremiah Wright to Bill Ayers are non-issues. Damn, Gibbs made it look easy. Here's the full back story thanks to Salon.com.

Paris for President... Again

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Dumbest Car Theif...

...like anyone could ever know that. But this dude is pretty damn stupid. He's got his name and birth date tattooed on his neck. And he wore it proudly for the hidden camera! There's video here.

The Stalls of Congress

Fat, White, Ass

How about this dude in Tokyo, Japan?! A British tourist went swimming in the moat around the Imperial Palace. Police tried for two hours to nab him. One elderly woman said she was lucky she didn't have good eyesight. And you're lucky this video is blurred!

Tick, Tick, Tick

The National Debt Clock in NYC has run out of digits. You think it's time to get spending under control?? In November, every U.S. House seat is up for grabs. Let's replace everyone.

SNL: Biden v. Palin

Tina Fey is spot on.

Old Lady: Obama's Wife Has Horse-sized Tuckus

I never get to watch The Daily Show w/ John Stewart anymore. I know, you don't give a shit. Anyway, this is a hilarious bit with old people in Florida watching the first presidential debate.

Go Pink Y'all

Got this tie in the mail this week from Diane Katzman. She's a designer and, more importantly, a breast cancer survivor. October is "Breast Cancer Awareness Month" and we spread the word by wearing pink. Katzman designed this pink tie, covered with breast cancer ribbons, and I'm honored to wear it. My aunt Linda has breast cancer, so I wear it for her and for all other patients, survivors, and their families. Even if only through buying the ties (they're sold at various retail outlets including Nordstrom, Stein Mart, & others), I encourage you to support the Susan G. Komen "Race For The Cure" which raises money for breast cancer research. Spread the word. Cure the cancer.

Chris Rock Just Kills Them

I only got through 15 minutes of Chris Rock's newest standup, "Kill The Messenger," before bedtime Sunday night and my stomach already hurt. My God, that dude is off the chain. Here's a snippet from HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, kind of a preview of the special. I mean, it's almost worth subscribing to HBO just for that.

Take that, Sucka!

From MTV's reality show "From G's to Gents," comes a nasty sucker punch. I've never watched the show, vaguely recall hearing about it once. If you don't want to sit through his rap, the punch happens about 1:20 in.

Walt Disney Presents: Head of Skate

Hilarious take-off from Matt Damon's comments on Sarah Palin. He compared the possibility of a Palin presidency to a bad Disney movie. CollegeHumor.com took it from there...

Naked Man, Tasered to Death

Crazy story, for real. A mentally-disturbed man in Brooklyn, NY was perched outside an apartment, naked, swinging a fluorescent light bulb. NYPD Cops tasered him and he fell face first to his death. What happened? Here's the story from WCBS-TV Channel 2.

Letterman Lets McCain Have It

Powerless

What else is there to do when the power goes out? I nap, which messes with my usual night's sleep. So I'm awake by candlelight only to read and fall back asleep. 6 hours of straight broadcasting is draining. It's not labor but it's not a walk in the park. Well, today I started painting a picture suited for a kindergarten class. Actually, that's an insult to the kids. This is also a good time to play with this new iPhone software and try to blog from wherever.

This one long lazy end to the summer. And those of us without power are getting restless.









iPhone post yo!

Besa Me Mucho

All this Ike work is getting frustrating. So, let's lighten the mood with fun live shot spoiler from CNN. For all I know, you've all seen this. You might say, I've been out of the loop for a few days.

After Hurricane Ike

Oink, Oink

Was Barack Obama surreptitiously calling Sarah Palin a pig, or John McCain a cop? Either way I've got this picture in my head of both of them wearing lipstick.

What The Hell Did You Just Say, Randy Cross?

Jon Stewart Killed 'em This Week!

Wonder What Nastia Was Thinking

So you know the Chinese have been heavily criticized for having underage gymnasts at the 2008 Olympics. Considering they won all those gold medals it sounds like poor sportsmanship... until you see the pictures and start reading all the reports of lies coming out of China. On that note -- peep this funny ass "inspirational" picture:

The Start of Something

Sorry to follow-up such a thoughtful, insightful, intelligent performance by Smokey Robinson on being black in America with such a mediocre display of hip hop culture, but it's blog dammit!! And a lot of people have been "talking" about this one. I'm not sure what's worse: the performers or the production. I've heard some amazing freestlyes in my life. And I've seen better cable access productions. Suffice to say, these guys have some work to do... but everyone starts somewhere, to be fair. Anyone recognize the beat?

Def Poetry Jam: A Black American

Smokey Robinson calls it like he sees it: Black.

My Hero is Gone

Don LaFontaine created the modern movie trailer. You should know his voice. If not, you know his trademark phrase, "In a world..." It's been the subject of countless bad jokes, bad radio parodies, and awful impressions. I always wanted to sound like him. But no one could truly capture the sound. The frequencies that came out his throat could not be copied. His dulcet tones were unique, unmistakable, and irreplaceable. The voice of God has been silenced. LaFontaine, dead from a collapsed lung. He was 68.

This is a rare video piece about his life:

Mister Gustav

A friend said the other day, in his best Governator impression, "The storm is coming! Run for your lives! It'll be raining cats and kittens." Good stuff. If Gustave hits New Orleans, it'll happen Monday most likely. If it turns to Houston, a day or two later. Less likely. Either way, Gustave put my TV station, KPRC Local 2, in a bit of a tight spot (think George Clooney in "O' Brother Art Thou?"). We're now juggling a 3hr. morning show Monday and maybe wall-to-wall coverage Tuesday... plus the Jerry Lews MDA Labor Day Telethon to benefit Jerry's Kids... and NBC has the Deutsche Bank Championship... oh, and a few regular newscasts thrown in the mix. Sounds like fun. Except for the 10k-plus folks who are taking their chances staying in New Orleans. Buses got a lot of the sick and elderly out. Others followed the mandatory evacuation notice and left on their own. But some hospital patients have to stay. And, again, some locals wouldn't have it any other way. As the Count of Monte Cristo said, "Wait and Hope." I'm not saying it's the apocalypse, but this ain't no day at the beach, Tony.

Have You Seen The Cork Soakers?

Tranny or Granny?

This is a fun game!

Beyonce, where?

Not really sure what to say about this...

Classic TV News Meltdowns

From MSNBC's Chris Matthews to ESPN's Chris Berman, here are all the classic tirades you've seen in countless email forwards, wrapped up in one video!

Great Debaters They're Not

This is totally outrageous! A debate competition gone totally heated and hilarious at a school called Fort Hays State. Thanks Merhar for the link from Live Leak!

Canine Erectile Dysfunction

Blondie's dad passed this one around. Funny stuff from the Jimmy Kimmel show on ABC:

MadTV: McCain for President

Barack Needs To Give Up Dancing

Mikey Sent Me This Link

...haven't een watched it yet. But I trust him, for some reason, that it's funny.

In The Spirit of Competition

There was a competition going on during last week's Olympics opening ceremonies and President Bush had no idea! Author Amy Weiss of Buzzflash.com was scoring Bush's flag-waving performance. In this picture, he scores a 6.5 -- earning points for enthusiasm, and losing points on accuracy.

Click here for more on the "Diplomatic Decathlon."

You think flag-waving was his only sport?!

Weightlifter Crumbles Under Barbell

Hungarian Weightlifter Janos Baranyai dislocates his right arm in the worst way during competition in Beijing. So tough to watch...

Is That a Snake in Your Pants? Hell Yeah!

Ooooh Girl!

Finally an "R&B Song" that candidly reveals our natural carnal instincts. Sounds sexy, doesn't it? My friend Pam Suarez sent the video to me. It's hosted by a website called RunawayBox.com -- and it's HILARIOUS!!

Flashback: A Genius Is Born

Not since "Tastes great, less filling" has a marketing campaign captured the hearts and minds of beer drinkers who like watered down American Lagers. Surely you remember the Bud Light ads saluting "Real Men of Genius." There's a website dedicated to the top 10 commericals from the series.

This Day In History

7 August 1782: George Washington establishes what would become the Purple Heart award.

7 August 1858: Queen Victoria choses Ottawa as the capital of the Dominion of Canada.

7 August 1976: Marcia Owen gives birth to some lunatic named Owen Conflenti.

Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to meeeeeee. Happy Birthday to me. And at least a few more.

Jose Medellin, Dead at Last

This son of a bitch was one of six gang members who raped, tortured, and killed two Houston girls in 1993. Texas executed him last night after years of delays. Read the full story at Click2Houston.com.

Paris: "See you at the White House, Bitches"

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Home Again; Go Steelers!

It's back to da 'burgh this week to see the fam. It's been a while and I'm so excited! My sister's been taking college classes abroad in Madrid, Spain most of the year. She also spent part of the Summer with one of my best friends, Crystal, who lives in Galway, Ireland. And my brother hasn't been in jail yet, so that's cool. Of course my old man is thrilled to have all his kids at home at the same time, which is tough to do these days. Anyway... updates will resume next week when I get back.

Cat Fights

Did you catch this? From the arena that brought us the NBA's most-famous brawl, comes a bench-clearing fight between the LA Sparks and the Detroit Shock of the WNBA. Mean Girls anyone? And you thought race car driver Danica Patrick was tough at the track last weekend (that video is below too). Here's the brawl video posted by ESPN. Crazy!

Damn I'm Old!

Okay... so this is what news was like before I cared. But that's not the story. The story is Nintendo, 1988 -- the latest and greatest technology to capture the hearts and minds of children around the world... at least children with TV's and parents that could afford the system... heck, if you were even allowed to have one. A lot of parents back then actually forced their children to go outside and play. Nowadays some parents would argue it's not safe for their kids to play outside. Or maybe they like the cheap babysitter video games, TV, and now PC's provide. Either way, our kids are too fat and Nintendo was the beginning of the problem. So here's Fox News loud-mouth Bill O'Reilly on Inside Edition tossing it to the reporter who takes us inside "a world of danger, intrigue, and magic." It's the first Super Mario Brothers!!

Talk About a Roach Bomb!

Need a roommate? A New Jersey man is looking for a new place to live. He blew up his apartment while spraying for bugs. Seriously. The New York Daily News first reported it and I picked up the story from Drudge through Reuters. How it happened, the fire department isn't exactly sure. The guy survived, but he needs to move.

Let's Get Naked and Stretch!

Bikram Yoga might be hot, but it's got nothing on New York City's newest fad. Naked Yoga apparently has a following... along with a naked restaurant, even a comedy club, according to this article from the New York Post. I love this quote from John Ordover, who rents city eateries for dinner parties with naked guests. "If you work in a restaurant in New York City, the chances are you've seen a lot more shocking things than a room full of naked diners." It's true. I'll never forget being a kid, eating at a pizza shop in midtown, when an old bum with his junk hanging out slowly walked past the door right on the avenue. That image haunts me to this day!

Fishing for Soft Feet!

Associated Press Photo

Okay ladies, it's a little strange but apparently the next best thing in pedicures: Tiny fish that nibble away at the calluses on your feet. Sure it tickles a little, but imagine the softness!! Read the story here.

We Need an Energy Plan!

Tom Brokaw talks with Al Gore about climate change and energy policy on Meet the Press Sunday. It was an interesting interview, especially when you learn that Gore and Energy Tycoon T. Boone Pickens seem to have a common thread! Since it's not the whole show, I'll link you to the transcript at MSNBC.

Speaking of the future of energy, you know Texas is big in the wind turbine game. Sure, they've got their drawbacks, but there's a big investment in that sector. Here's an interesting perspective on the new fronteir from CBS Sunday Morning.

Hollywood's Got Wood Over "Dark Knight"

Wait a damn minute. I though movies were expensive enough. No? Let me ask you this: Have you ever bought a ticket from a scalper? More specifically, have you ever bought a move ticket from a scalper? Didn't think so. Well, the new Batman movie is apparently so bad ass, or that many people feel bad about Heath Ledger, that scalpers are having a field day with Dark Knight movie tickets -- at least that's the story from WCBS Channel 2 in NYC.

It just ain't worth it...

I know cops like donuts and coffee, but DAMN! (I don't really believe that, for those that don't know me personally) But anyway... how about this cop in Florida who used to get free Starbuck's. I guess the bad economy made the employees cut back on the comp. The cop got pissed and threatened the barista. Oh yeah....... read about it if you don't believe me.

But wait, there's more!

Okay... so as soon as the FDA cleared tomatoes from the salmonella scare... we've gotta worry about Avocados and some hot peppers. So, skip the guacamole this weekend and stick with the salsa. Just the opposite of the last month or so.

Everybody Salsa!

Well it's about damn time. Remember how you haven't had a tomato in months? Not really. I just bought them on the vine, or grape or red tomatoes which are great for salads. But anyway. The point is: you can buy any f-in tomato you want now.

Here's the story.

What an inKredible blog posting!

First post in 3yrs on this bad boy. Figured I'd start with some magic. Justin Kredible is an awesome up-and-coming magician who's been on national TV and toured around the country. Oh, and we went to college together. Oh, and my best friend is his manager. So I'm a little biased, but if you don't know him, you should. The kid's sick with the magic, yo.